Chopstickbandit

Last night I went to a Japanese restaurant with some friends. Mr Incredible made some comment about Toothpickbandit and chopsticks. When our food arrived I tried using the chopsticks for a while, but in the end I ended up just using my fingers. How are you supposed to eat a savory, deep-fried chicken with chopsticks anyway?? It's not like one of the chopsticks is sharp so you can cut the chicken with it. I figured that if they could give me "chiefs special sauce" that was actually tomato sauce then I could eat the chicken like I was at KFC.